proceed with caution.

i always like to test the water before i fully emerge from my safe and warm world under the covers.

hydrant. i love a fire hydrant just as much as the next dog . . . but probably for different reasons.

most of my friends enjoy lying on a pile of warm clean laundry. i prefer to lie on a pile of cold dirty laundry. it smells better.

i’m calling it a day. it was a VERY. LONG. ONE.

keep your eye on the ball.

(or the orange)

i got my first FAN LETTER in the mail today ! it was a surprise and a treat all rolled into one, like a yummy yum yum out of the blue. me likey. don’t be afraid to write to me. i might even write you BACK !